Association and champagne, the Golden Globe Awards are easily the most free-wheeling show of trophy season. Each January, celebrities dress up, get drunk, and sometimes even trade the platitudes for candor. This year’s show was no different, with legendary acceptance speeches jockeying for attention alongside media screwups and flashes of actual, organic spontaneity. But if you happened to miss it—or just want to relive the highlights—the massively crowdsourced recap known as Twitter is happy to help.
The Best Tweets of the 2017 Golden Globe Awards
Before the show even started, the red carpet provided more than a few awkward moments—one in particular that became a recurring theme. When interviewing Pharrell Williams, who produced and contributed music for the film Hidden Figures, Jenna Bush referred to the movie as “Hidden Fences.” Fences is another movie that snagged Globe nominations—but while it’s the adaptation of a hugely famous play that won a Pulitzer when it came out 30 years ago, it also has a largely black cast, which made Bush’s stumble a little more egregious.
BRB, CRINGING FOR ALL OF ETERNITY.— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) January 9, 2017
If Jenna Bush loved "Hidden Fences," she'll love "Moonlight Figures." #GoldenGlobes— Off White Podcast (@offwhitepodcast) January 9, 2017
Denzel's face when he heard about "hidden fences" pic.twitter.com/6xC0lxseIa— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) January 9, 2017
Blunders aside, the red carpet was full of the usual ogling and awkwardness.
"How old are you?" Seacrest asks Emma Stone's brother.
"26."
"That's what I thought," says Seacrest, who has thought about this a lot.— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) January 9, 2017
Spare a thought for the hard-working spray-tan professionals, they've had quite the workout this weekend. #GoldenGlobes— Mo Ryan (@moryan) January 9, 2017
Meanwhile, those hoping to stream the show got a big surprise from its home network. Nice work, Peacock!
Reasons why network television is dying in one picture: pic.twitter.com/abiAfHSvXv— David Mack (@davidmackau) January 9, 2017
NBC: you're not convincing people to buy cable, you're convincing them to learn how to pirate live TV.Ask the music labels how that went. https://t.co/QmgUDqCgnE— Dieter Bohn (@backlon) January 9, 2017
Finally, the ceremony began…
Awards Show Twitter is one of my favorite twitters i'm so ready for tonight— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) January 9, 2017
…with a musical number that felt like one big, sloppy fan-service kiss to TV.
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) January 9, 2017
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) January 9, 2017
.@jimmyfallon's #LaLaLand opening had lots of cameos, but this one was the best #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/yL4PyZFJ4z— Tracking Board (@MyTrackingBoard) January 9, 2017
Jimmy Fallon kicked off his monologue with a TelePrompter malfunction and a number of shots at the incoming POTUS. Not everyone was feeling the newfound friskiness from the guy who so (in)famously tousled Donald Trump’s hair on his show last year.
That popular vote joke is good evidence for why Jimmy Fallon should be kept as far from political humor as is at all possible. #GoldenGlobes— Alyssa Rosenberg (@AlyssaRosenberg) January 9, 2017
I hope everyone's live shit breaks this year: First Mariah, now that golden globes TelePrompter. 2017 is gonna rule.— LW (@lindseyweber) January 9, 2017
MANCHESTER BY THE SEA is actually funnier than Jimmy Fallon so far. #GoldenGlobes— Justin Chang (@JustinCChang) January 9, 2017
The awards started going out—with a few surprises in the mix. To kick things off, Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Kick-Ass, Godzilla) won for his supporting turn in Nocturnal Animals. Not the outcome many people were expecting.
Emma Stone and @VancityReynolds present the first award of the night for Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture. #GoldenGlobespic.twitter.com/iZNQGHJXhq— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Mahershala Ali just won the globe IN MY MIND AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS #GoldenGlobes #Moonlightpic.twitter.com/aVIAtggOWU— On the Screen Review (@filmvibes) January 9, 2017
I don’t think I can watch a show that Fallon hosts AND in which all the wrong people win, however drunk the audience is.— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) January 9, 2017
Then Tracee Ellis Ross, Atlanta, and Sarah Paulson won and—in the eyes of Twitter, at least—things got back on track.
"This is for all the women of color." –@TraceeEllisRoss#goldenglobes winner— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) January 9, 2017
TALK YOUR SHIT TRACEE TALK YOUR SHIT— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) January 9, 2017
Tracee is highkey the real khaleesi tho.— Jessica R. Williams (@msjwilly) January 9, 2017
Never forget https://t.co/WNopCJgsNq— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 9, 2017
Congratulations to Atlanta (@AtlantaFX) – Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical – #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/XuldZxukpj— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Thank You Donald Glover! #Culture 01.27.17 pic.twitter.com/BzSwDZdEPi— MIGOS™ (@Migos) January 9, 2017
No one at my table knows who Migos is#GoldenGlobes
— jen yamato (@jenyamato) January 9, 2017
.@MsSarahPaulson wins Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made For Television! #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/OS6l3FMeTx— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Things started dragging a bit after that, though Hugh Laurie came with the Lauriest speech that ever Lauried.
— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Not every bit went over well, of course.
.@SofiaVergara introduces our Miss Golden Globe Trio, @sophiastallone, @sistinestallone and @scarletstallone! #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/kCldHHJERn— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
"What joke should we write for the voluptuous Latina with an accent?"
"Anal sex joke?"
"Excellent pitch, fellow straight white man."— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) January 9, 2017
OK, so remember that thing we said about “Hidden Fences”? Well, this happened.
Congratulations to Viola Davis (@violadavis) – Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture – Fences (@FencesMovie) – #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/SjPZRPrFgx— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
"Octavia Spencer, Hidden Fences"-Michael Keaton#WTF??— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) January 9, 2017
WHITE PEOPLE KEEP CALLING HIDDEN FIGURES "HIDDEN FENCES"— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) January 9, 2017
White people, I'ma need you stop calling the movie "Hidden Fences"#GoldenGlobes #SoulGlobes— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) January 9, 2017
spoiler alert: in the end they find the fences.— 32 across (@aoscott) January 9, 2017
ban twitter.#GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/CgPvQyfMjw— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) January 9, 2017
Presenters kept presenting, and La La Land kept winning.
.@amyschumer & @goldiehawn present Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy. #GoldenGlobespic.twitter.com/oOQ2spTgvV— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
God, I bet Goldie Hawn smokes the best weed. I feel it. #GoldenGlobes— Gerrick D. Kennedy (@GerrickKennedy) January 9, 2017
Emma Stone looking at Ryan Gosling winning awards : Kate Winslet looking at Leo DiCaprio winning awards pic.twitter.com/arWvNPY2lx— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) January 9, 2017
Congratulations to Damien Chazelle – Best Screenplay – La La Land (@LaLaLand) – #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/rgOcFEiD2r— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Moonlight's not winning anything is it?— Miriam Bale (@mimbale) January 9, 2017
Meanwhile, “Hidden Fences” only gained traction.
congrats to CITYFUCK, the blast-beat grindcore musical about a wannabe actor & a jazz pianist who fall in love, on its golden globes success— SamKriss (@sam_kriss) January 9, 2017
The Color Precious #HiddenFences pic.twitter.com/Gg0z2hCzBb— Brandale Randolph (@Brandale2221) January 9, 2017
Hidden Fingers starring our new president— Geddy Me (@daveblend) January 9, 2017
Fences isn't hidden. It just has a cloaking device. pic.twitter.com/FmH8D6Y2Q1— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) January 9, 2017
I'mma let you finish, but #HiddenFences was the best film of the year! #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/pl7jRrBjP4— jesse Williams. (@iJesseWilliams) January 9, 2017
Then it was back to the awards.
.@twhiddleston wins Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made For Television! Congrats! #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/2hDCKNXVNN— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Tom Hiddleston did a good thing tonight. He just summed up why movies and TV are important when it feels like they aren't. #GoldenGlobes— Jeremy Burgess (@jd_burge) January 9, 2017
eye rolls during hiddleston: priceless— Miriam Bale (@mimbale) January 9, 2017
Tom didnt nobody care about that story but i love listening to you talk… #GoldenGlobes— Krystal (@thekrissychula) January 9, 2017
In what will likely be the most talked about moment of the night, Meryl Streep took to the stage to accept the Cecil B. DeMille award—and went after President-elect Donald Trump. Hard.
At tonight's #GoldenGlobes we honor Hollywood legend Meryl Streep with the prestigious Cecil B. Demille Award. pic.twitter.com/dxpeCDNXY6— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Finally Meryl Streep's work is recognized— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) January 9, 2017
READ MERYL— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) January 9, 2017
oh meryl is building up a read.— crissle (@crissles) January 9, 2017
The most wondrous transition, perhaps, ever captured on film #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/Q8FbeLBEjQ— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) January 9, 2017
meryl such a black aunt— Rembert Browne (@rembert) January 9, 2017
meryl brought the fucking receipts to the #goldenglobes and knows everyone's personal info. don't cross her— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) January 9, 2017
Meryl did not come to play with you heux— Dee Lockett (@Dee_Lockett) January 9, 2017
Waiting for Donald Trump to attack Meryl Streep like pic.twitter.com/0JxLcfFb30— Above Average (@AboveAverage) January 9, 2017
Thank you Meryl for reminding us to always respect one another, practice empathy, and honor our differences. That's what makes America great— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) January 9, 2017
Dear Meryl. It's hard to love you more than we already do..But tonight you've stolen our hearts forever #forever
Meryl— Mary McDonnell (@MaryMcDonnell10) January 9, 2017
The Conservative table was not feeling Meryl's speech. #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/zdxDFhCZ1r— JillianSederholm (@JillianSed) January 9, 2017
Um Meryl didn't give a fuck about that speech limit, they DID NOT play the music on her either. Serve that tea girl, put some lemon in it— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) January 9, 2017
Then Donald Glover was back, this time winning for his acting in Atlanta.
I don't have a clever caption for this I just love it. pic.twitter.com/qdCKoH7PMJ— jay smooth (@jsmooth995) January 9, 2017
Honestly I feel proud and dope and black.— Jessica R. Williams (@msjwilly) January 9, 2017
But La La Land wasn’t quite finished winning every. Single. Award.
Congrats to Emma Stone, this year's winner for Best Performance By An Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy! #GoldenGlobespic.twitter.com/wQboOD9DoI— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
She was the best part of La La Land so I'll let this one go.— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) January 9, 2017
Rude of Emma Stone not to thank her aunt who used to live in Paris— Jackson McHenry (@McHenryJD) January 9, 2017
Congratulations to La La Land (@LaLaLand) – Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical – #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/EFcYV8bMI0— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Okay La La Land winning is now officially the Taylor Swift Surprise Face of this awards show— Leah Greenblatt (@Leahbats) January 9, 2017
"A white Harvard grad wanted to make a new musical about white people discovering jazz and it somehow got made! Insane" – everyone, somehow— Nicole Silverberg (@nsilverberg) January 9, 2017
La La Land now holds the record for the most Golden Globes (7) ever won by a single film. https://t.co/9xdHcLB7Fypic.twitter.com/ABn3j0NWGB— Peter Sciretta (@slashfilm) January 9, 2017
Oh, and Brad Pitt showed up!
Brad Pitt introduces a clip from @moonlightmov, nominated for Best Motion Picture – Drama tonight! #GoldenGlobespic.twitter.com/mqaHCdsyvz— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
And Casey Affleck won for Manchester By the Sea.
Welp. Violating women never gets in the way of a white man's career— roxane gay (@rgay) January 9, 2017
Why the Casey Affleck sexual-harassment allegations just won’t stick https://t.co/ulrNH66Tbz— The Cut (@TheCut) January 9, 2017
Casey Affleck preparing for his role in "The Revenant 2: The Bear is Back" #GoldenGlobes— Meredith Blake (@MeredithBlake) January 9, 2017
Casey Affleck richly deserves every acting award he wins, even a Golden Dildo.— Peter Travers (@petertravers) January 9, 2017
Isabelle Huppert took home a surprising win for Elle, beating out the likes of Natalie Portman, Amy Adams, and Jessica Chastain.
.@LeoDiCaprio takes the #GoldenGlobes stage to present the penultimate award of the night: Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama. pic.twitter.com/JQSpuju6hA— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Ultimately, after being shut out all night, Moonlight took home an award for Best Motion Picture, Drama.
And the #GoldenGlobes Best Motion Picture – Drama winner is… @moonlightmov! Congratulations! pic.twitter.com/mjKxyYNFco— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
When Meryl Streep said 'take your broken heart and make it into art' – that's what Moonlight already is.— Aaron Stewart-Ahn (@somebadideas) January 9, 2017
Overall, there weren’t too many surprises. La La Land is exactly the type of movie the HFPA loves, and just about everything else people were hoping to see win managed to nab a Globe or two. Except, that is, for the network that brought us Game of Thrones, The Night Of, Westworld, and Insecure.
p.c:https://www.wired.com/2017/01/golden-globes-best-moments/HBO was completely shut out at tonight's #GoldenGlobes. pic.twitter.com/mo8oFnod7v— Lesley Goldberg (@Snoodit) January 9, 2017
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